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Jack and Jill (nursery rhyme)
Jack sat down and smoked that pound and instead he sold Jill's ass. Jack and Jill went up the hill to sell a pound of grass. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed. So "Jack and Gill" "Gill" pronounced soft-g would be familiar to British people as two terms that both refer to small volumes of Imperial fluid measure: To avoid this verification in future, please log in or register.
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Jack, the Giant Killer. Punched her twice in the head, Fucked her ass and went to bed. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. When she would pull down her panties, and show him her fanny, his little wooly ding dong would get hard! There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it, He said quite crass, As he lubed up his ass, At last I've found a place I can tuck it!
Dirty Nursery Rhymes
Description: The maid was in the garden banging on her pussy, when down came a penis and squirted in her nose! She thought it was a snake And hit it with a rake And now its only 4 ft 4. Yankee Doodle is a kid that just now had a baby, he stuck a penis up his ass until it made some gravy. They all say she ain't no good, And I don't give a shit, Maybe she's a loser, But she's got some tits!